A simple reality of Malian life that we have had difficulty expressing to our blog readers is how long it can take to get things done. Yes, this is because we are still developing our language skills, but let’s just say that Malian culture – for better or worse – is less “efficient” than what we are used to. For example, starting a small garden in the United States (prior to planting) can be done with some effort over the weekend. But here, it has taken two months…
Task 1) Attain the desired seeds and gardening tools
Step 1. Ask mom for vegetables seeds and gardening gloves from America
Step 2. Bike 20 miles round-trip to buy a metal shovel and machete
Step 3. Take bus to big city to buy watering can and some Malian seeds
Step 4. Pick up care package, thank mom and Gruler’s of Petoskey, MI for donating the seeds
Step 5. Order “dabas” (Malian hoe) from blacksmith at site
Step 6. Wait and pick up dabas two weeks later
Task 2) Construct a compost pile since enriched soil is not available
Step 1. Start collecting kitchen scraps in a smelly plastic bucket
Step 2. Find out a nearby location where cows like to poop
Step 3. Use the shovel to dig a shallow meter-by-meter hole
Step 4. Periodically pile food scraps, cow crap, and dirt into the hole
Step 5. Watch as melon seeds accidently take root and start to grow
Step 6. Watch as children accidently trample melon one week later
Step 7. After some time, turn the entire pile and add more cow poop
Step 8. Wait for decomposition
Task 3) Find a convenient location for your garden
Step 1. Scout the area for good soil close to a reliable water source
Step 2. Set up a meeting with the village chief to ask permission
Step 3. Wait a week until that meeting
Step 4. Get approval to use that land for gardening
Step 5. Find out that your location is actually some guy’s poorly-tended peanut field
Step 6. Wait weeks for the peanuts to be harvested
Step 7. Watch others harvest their peanuts, but not this guy
Step 8. Wonder if this guy is mad at you for getting permission to take his land
Step 9. Consider asking the village chief for different land, but figure it will take too long
Step 10. Measure off your garden with a meter stick
Task 4) Construct a fence to protect your garden from free-grazing animals
Step 1. Decide to buy an expensive metal-fence instead of building a wooden one
Step 2. Travel to a large city and ask a half dozen shopkeepers about their fencing
Step 3. Bargain a great deal for 25 meters of fencing
Step 4. Have Peace Corps drive fencing out to site, since it’s crazy heavy
Step 5. Go out into the bush with machete and a friendly farmer to cut trees
Step 6. Watch capable farmer cut down eleven trees without your help
Step 7. Load trees onto a donkey cart
Step 8. Save the donkey’s life after cart tips over and nearly chokes it to death
Step 9. Reload trees, transport, and unload them by garden plot
Step 10. Prepare to dig eleven holes with a shovel in order to set up tree perimeter
Step 11. Get angry when condescendingly told you have to dig holes with a machete
Step 12. Insist that you know how and it is better to use a shovel
Step 13. After one hole, dig ten more holes with machete
Step 14. Place eleven trees in holes and fill in tightly with rocks and sand
Step 15. Unroll metal fence to discover that its only 14 meters… not 25
Step 16. Take a deep breath
Step 17. Answer Malian’s questions about why your fence is too short
Step 18. Prepare to travel back to large city after a week
Step 19. Tie gigantic fence to bike rack and precariously take it 3 miles to the road
Step 20. Throw it on top of a bus and buy a ticket to ride
Step 21. Return to shopkeeper and lose temper in foreign language
Step 22. Get money back
Step 23. Find another shopkeeper and make him measure fence first
Step 24. Bargain a price and return to village… somehow
Task 5) Prepare the garden bed (I have yet to do this, mind you)
Step 1. Use daba to weed and aerate the soil
Step 2. Water with watering can and wait for a few days
Step 3. Use shovel to overturn soil with double-digging method
Step 4. Mix the compost into soil
Step 5. Form the vegetable beds sunken, since rainy season is almost over
Step 6. Make a seed nursery with sticks and cover (for select vegetables only)
Step 7. Plant the seeds with proper spacing… finally
Step 8. Keep in mind that, in reality, more steps are probably necessary
So, as you can see, work here in Mali is a little bit different. :) Thanks for reading!
~Jim
Thanks for updating your blog so regularly! I'm enjoying learning about your thoughts and adventures. This post was especially telling... keep up the hard work!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your garden! If you were able to lose your temper in another language and communicate effectively (albeit probably with fewer words and more gestures), that's impressive! Nice job saving the Donkey's life, too :)
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a picture of Jim trying to ride a bike with 25 meters of fence in his bike rack, and one of Jim gnawing on a turkey head.
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